when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy
this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines
Just for kicks - Low Level Threat
9 E-6 - Latitude of -9, Longitude of 6 (Just off the coast of Angola)
Jeebee Weebees - Too damaged to dive
Fresh as fuck - Less than 5 minutes have passed since the incident
Smoking doinks all day - Fire on board, a slow burn
Gempat - Our position not found
Stinki Brinki - Suspected boarding of Russian Spies
Skunk Skunk - Plumbing’s been tampered with
Fuck 12 - 1200 hours
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
